Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

haffner

a person that dresses as Santa Claus all year round

that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap

by foti January 29, 2008

Hefner

An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people

Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters

by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

by HereNthere November 1, 2009

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004