Harkle

To clear one's throat; to cough discreetly.
A word to describe a discreet cough meant to get someone's attention, a sort of "Ahem-hrm-hrm..." at the door, or in response to an awkward situation or topic.

Larry stood in the door and harkled to get his friend's attention.

When the topic of breasts came up, many of the men in the room harkled and some even crossed their legs.

As she leaned in to kiss him, he stammered, harkled, and made and excuse before fleeing.

by Seleuf January 13, 2014

hawkerfuck

A reaming action which starts out perfectly aligned and ends up dramatically askew.

As I was ramming this chick from behind, suddenly I hawkerfucked my way up her stinkhole.

by pig fucker August 13, 2006

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

Hammer Hawker

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

by H/H King March 1, 2010

Hawkie

One who has partaken in the activity of skateboarding purely because they were influenced by a computer game. (more specifically Tony Hawks Pro Skater). Slang form the mean streets of Sotuhend-on-Sea.

I get to a skate spot and all I see is a bunch of Hawkies.

by Rob G June 8, 2004

Hawkeye-sensei

In chapter 58 of the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, this man is introduced as Roy Mustang's teacher and Riza Hawkeye's father. He dies soon after he is introduced, coughing blood in a similar way to Izumi Curtis, the Elric brother's teacher. He seems to be annoyed that Roy had joined the military. It has been theorized that he was the one who gave Riza the tattoo showing Roy's sigil (his alchemic circle) since Hawkeye-sensei taught Roy his alchemy.

Hawkeye-sensei looks like a Hughes/Ed/Shou Tucker chimera.

by Tempest Alchemist April 28, 2006

Iowa Hawkeyes

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.

Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?

by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010