Hasset

Hasset is really that bitch. It seems like everybody wants to either be her or be with her. She gives off a mean or intimidating vibe at first but once you get to know her she is a sweetheart. I love having her as a friend because she cares a lot and she is a very confident person. Hasset has both smarts and beauty, she is the full package.

"Have you seen Hasset? She is so beautiful!" "I'm so jealous of Hasset."

by onepiecelover444 December 20, 2022

Hasselblad

The finest medium-format cameras ever produced. The classic V-system was the choice of professional photographers and discriminating gentleman for its fully modular design, high quality construction, and expansive array of top-notch Zeiss optics. With the digital revolution sweeping (or already swept) through photography, Hasselblad now offers digital backs for the V, as well as the new H-systems.

You don't haven't done real photography till you've made a large print shot with a classic 6X6 Hasselblad. Then you move on to large format, but always come back to the Hassie. Fuck that digital shit.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Hussey

Used to describe an attractive girl, often one that is a few years younger than ones self. Girl must be young and not particularly smart, but also flirtatious and appealing and have friends that are older guys. In this meaning, the word does not in anyway mean that the girl is a slut or anything of that nature. If anything, it means that they are inexperienced and unguided.

Henry: "Coming over to see the hussey?"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

Hasselhoffowned

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling July 15, 2008