david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006

Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.

The show I love the 90's so so Hasselhoff.

by Robert Young and Camille Graham July 31, 2008

hasselhoffing

When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose

I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.

by motoboat August 2, 2010