harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.

A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.

by QuacksO October 23, 2020

homie harem

It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.

While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.

by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025

bat harem

A batman themed harem created by Manivannan to house his mistresses. Located in the boondocks of the Republic of Raub.

Mani took his clients for entertainment at his Bat Harem

by Batman & Alfred September 29, 2020

Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight

Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month

by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021

Harem of Twinks

A group of twinks shared by one husband

I must assemble a harem of twinks or the prophecy shan’t be fulfilled

by Goblincock37 April 25, 2025

Unwanted Harem

Not to be confused with Harem Genre, a genre of Japanese media that sometimes heavily relies on this trope. A common reaction from the man when a Harem plot begins and women start fighting for his attention. He might either think like a Celibate Hero, that the gratuitous quantity of boobs he is forced to see every day are just a bother, (comically missing the point that he is in an enviable situation) or see them as an obstacle between him and the girl he truly likes, or he may just find them annoying for one reason or another. A more likely reason, plot-wise, is the fact that the male lead cannot reciprocate all the girls' feelings without seeming to the audience to be cruel, manipulative, and misleading to the girls. So the far easier solution is to make him oblivious to their affection.

"Well, I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load,
I've got seven women on my mind.
Four that wanna own me, two who wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine."
-Eagles, "Take It Easy"
George:... Well, that's an Unwanted Harem if I've ever seen one.

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021

Meme Harem

A place that’s pretty chill where dumb assess, meme stealers, retards, faggots, thots, fem boys, hentai anime enthusiast, and based chads live amongst each other.

Hey have you heard of crew mat from meme harem yeah he’s so cool love that guy.

by Crew mat February 27, 2021