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Hannah Montana 

Retarted fangirl: OMG I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!!

Sensible person: Where did Disney go wrong?
Hannah Montana by Bebe234 October 4, 2009

hannah montana 

1 of the most crappiest shows disney makes (as usual), and a singer that can't sing for shit. miley cyrus (who plays hannah montana) is only famous because her father was singer, (and he sucks too). not to mention disney's bigwigs only wanted the show because they're a group of dumbasses who can't make a decent show, and stuff their wallets at the same time. and being dumb redneck and a terrible singer, she's in the process of becoming the next britney spears. and we all know and remember her life turned to shit. and at least someone like britney spears actually CAN sing, and made a comeback. hannah montana/ miley cyrus can sing to save her life, and if she does become the next britney spears, i'll bet no one wants her to make a comeback.
retarded person: ohhh!! hannah montana is on! she's the best singer in the world! she's my idol!

smart person: goddamn! i'd kill myself if i hear about that bitch again!

hannah montana 

distributor of hanjob montanjobs... due to her age she is proficient at doing such
Dude ive been watching hannah montana all day and i'm dying for a hanjob montanjob.
hannah montana by z bone January 19, 2009

hannah montana 

When you cum in a girls vagina, quickly pull out while still orgasming, and cum in her ass as well.

Idea derives from the Hannah Montana song title "Best Of Both Worlds".
Wow, after cumming in that girls ass AND vagina, I had the best of both worlds by delivering a hannah montana.

Hannah Montana 

noun- a crack addicted slut who pretends she loves her family when really, she just wants to send snipers after them
i hate that hannah montana for stealing someone elses boyfriend AGAIN
Hannah Montana by MS HL January 31, 2009

Hannah Montana 

Hannah Montana is a Disney Channel show about a girl leading an American schoolgirl leading an amazing double life as a popstar. Starring Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment it proved a big hit in both America and the UK in 2006. It is a quality show and all these idiots dissing it should grow up and realise its meant to be for kids not pervs.
Miley Cyrus star of Hannah Montana was the big winner at this years teen choice awards.
Hannah Montana by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006