Handjob in Helsinki

Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
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Caribbean Handjob

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.
I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
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Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.
No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.
by CrackFox91 October 29, 2010
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DIY Handjob

A fancy word for masturbation for the guys who can’t get bitches.
“Hey, Paul what did you do last night?” “Oh, i got a DIY handjob.”
by Yo Mama Like Me March 02, 2020
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Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio

"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
by Papa Leo February 14, 2021
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Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.
Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.
by theanonymousamish December 24, 2018
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Dutch handjob

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm
Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!
by Exondk December 17, 2008
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