Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.
by CrackFox91 October 29, 2010
by Yo Mama Like Me March 02, 2020
When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio
"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio
"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
by Papa Leo February 14, 2021
The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.
by theanonymousamish December 24, 2018
by Exondk December 17, 2008