Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

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Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

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Hastings College

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

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hamstranology

the study or research of all things that are or involve being hamstranomical.

"she must study hamstranology, cause she has always has hamstranomical outfits!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

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hamstritch

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014

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hastings arko

Hastings Arko is that next walad that thinks he is on badness. Most girls like this waffler and I don't know why cah of his Hyde looking face. Hastings Arko is scared of everything.

That guy looks like a Hastings Arko. Face looking all disfigured and ting

by Namec July 6, 2019

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