Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem
“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”
Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”
Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”
by guhvelmo March 31, 2022
Get the hamstick mug.A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.
Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008
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Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.
by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013
Get the idea hamster mug.Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.
Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021
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by psychoturkey April 11, 2010
Get the Holding the Hamster mug.1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its young. To hamster is to eat your offspring.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.
1.) The other day, I got a little rumble n my tummy, and so I decided to go hamster on my children.
2.) The hamster ate the nine year old's whole birthday party because someone dropped a spoon.
2.) The hamster ate the nine year old's whole birthday party because someone dropped a spoon.
by THE BOB March 6, 2004
Get the hamster mug.The girls cooters stink like rotten blue cheese with lips like a double meat Arby’s sandwich. The guys are corn fed redneck hillbilly’s that fuck each other’s heifers around the campfire to a bottle of jim beam. The principal likes his butthole soup sandwiched by the big dicked janitor. But has the best frisky physics teacher around(just ask the boss).
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