hate fap

verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.

"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"

by quarknaught April 17, 2014

hate my life

When you really hate your life and feel like u want to kill yourself

1. I hate my life so much bye these are my last words

by Officially.ash February 8, 2017

Hate Beard

A very patchy and rugged beard. One that makes people feel oppressed and frightened. The beard should speak for itself and let everyone around know what the person believes in. This usually being hate towards minority groups and the educated.

“That’s a hate beard right there, I can feel the racism screaming from the hairs of his face.”

by Chuck Naty December 23, 2018

i hate dust

Ï hąţę đū§ţ

I hate dust

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 24, 2019

friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."

by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019

you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

by Budgii October 15, 2018

I hate that i love you

when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.

i hate that i love you

by natmun April 14, 2021