fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 June 7, 2018

Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.

Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”

by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

fire/hydrant

⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic

⟟ said what are your pronouns and fire said fire/hydrant

by ItsMikanHun June 8, 2021

Cum Hydrant

A man sporting an upright/engorged “pipe”; typically, one who produces an abundance of semen.

“Special delivery from OG Mudbone (i.e. the OG ‘cum hydrant’), bitch!!”

by 26LT March 26, 2026

nepolionic fire hydrant

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.

man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.

by touchme9000 April 21, 2011