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Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar March 31, 2009
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Johns Hopkins University

Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students

Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
by Dan the real Man November 3, 2005
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hopkinson

A nickname given to unnaturally fat people. Usually to yourself in order to gain sympathy from others. Although it usually makes people annoyed, angry and feel hatred toward the "hopkinson"
Sam: "Hey man, whatsup. you look depressed"
Josh: "I'm such a hopkinson"
Sam: "Don't say that, you look great"
Josh: "Thanks"
Sam: (walks away)
Sam: "Stupid fat bastard"
by Appleknight44 August 18, 2009
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hopkins

This is one of the best known names in the streets and the boxing ring ........ to pull a hopkins is to beat down your opponent like the man himself Bernard Hopkins. All should fear gettin a hopkins.
Damn dat dude just got a hopkins
SHit his face looks like he got a hopkins
by Meight1FO July 19, 2006
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Hollywood Hopkins

This is a term which refers to a certain kind of individual who believes themselves to have a certain kind of 'X-Factor' or perhaps a heroic quality which sets them apart.

The "Hollywood" element of the term refers, naturally enough to the famous, celebrity studded, film capital of the world. When used in this context it implies a larger-then-life person, elements of bling or flashiness, moviestar good looks and of course a pearly white All-American smile.

The "Hopkins" element is less easy to pin-point, however it can most certainly be traced to Limerick, a city in the West of Ireland where a man by that name famously became the very embodyment of "Hollywood" style and glamour at the height of the Irish boom ecomomy. It is rumored that the person to whom the phrase became associated spent lavishly on dining out, local delicacies including Hot Chicken Rolls and ZeWeTon in particular, on cars and even Speed Boats.

A person who enjoys endulging in nightlife may also be know as a Hollywood Hopkins, especially if seen indulging in a lot of alcohol or practicing fashionable salsa dancing in nightclubs.
"Did you see that guy in the Ferrari, he was a real Hollywood Hopkins."

"I heard that guy Hollywood Hopkins once bought a round of 10 JaegerBombs."

"Did you hear about that guy that won all that money playing poker?

Yes I heard he was a real Hollywood Hopkins."
by ledzeppelin100 May 12, 2010
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Hookins sprinkler

A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.
That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!

Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!
by HarryBb November 17, 2011
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clutchy hopkins

the baddest motherfucker that ever walked the planet......real niggas know real shit!
"Yo you hear that new clutchy hopkins record?""Yah that motherfucker is bad."
by Soss Boss January 10, 2012
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