Hoemer

A person that sleeps around with everyone for free

Do you think i could get that chick in bed?
- Sure, she looks like a Hoemer

by do not try me December 28, 2018

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

Big hosser

Someone who is fun to be around, and a great memer.

"Hey that girl that I met yesterday was such a Big Hosser

by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021

hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.

That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.

by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016

Sean houser

Fat guy that thinks he knows everything but really knows nothing

That guys absolutely clueless. He acting like a Sean houser

by Hahahakdjahahahah June 24, 2022

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020