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izzy harding

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.
by oscaroscar April 3, 2021
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Max John Harding Thomas

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.
Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?
by UncleGravy June 1, 2023
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Maggie Harding

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.
Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!
by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009
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Hoording

Like hoarding but using hoors. Like polygamy.
Martin: Jenkin, why are you hoording all these women?
Jenkin: Because I'm a chad and sexy. Jealous?
by thewomanbreeder May 6, 2018
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full Tonya Harding

A full Tonya Harding is when a woman commits a rather extreme act of violence against another woman out of jealousy or envy. This recalls Harding's attack against Nancy Kerrigan at the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championship.
Ashley was jealous of Bridget when Bridget hooked up with Ashley's crush, Mark. Ashley went full Tonya Harding on Bridget because of that.
by #1 Messi Fan May 13, 2014
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Harding University

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.
Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.
by Lou Putz October 2, 2012
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Harding

If this girl thinks I'm too nice I might end up in the Harding.
by Scottford Lawrence Weatherall December 15, 2008
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