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Emo Hijack

An emotional hijack that takes over your body and puts you into a sad mood.
I woke up feeling totally emo hijacked this morning. I ended up listening to Bright Eyes all day and crying.
by emoboy17 May 11, 2021
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Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.
“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”
by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020
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Hijacked My Press

Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.

Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.

These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
by UD Noob September 19, 2010
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Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
by Bud driver August 18, 2022
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Hijack

The act of a guy masturbating in the toilet compartment of an aeroplane while it's in flight.
Danny: Where's Jason?
Jack: No idea, dude.
Danny: Possibly having a hijack?
Jack: Dude, holy!
by Black Cat - 5000 December 13, 2025
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mood hijacker

A person who, during conversations or in social settings, takes over the mood or tone of the interaction(s), normally for the worse.
My roommate is such a mood hijacker. The vibe of our apartment totally depends on their mood for the day.
by Marjorie’s Laser May 10, 2022
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Hijacked

Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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