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Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!
You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!
by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008
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Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!
Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!
by Levak May 27, 2008
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henterland

the crotch area or a woman. Used by Crystal in Squidbillies on Adult Swim.
Hey! Keep your hands of my (pause) henterland.
by Icanoutdriveyou March 15, 2007
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heslep

A northern guy that stars in all the Old Spice commercials. Typically found with a string of girls chasing him for autographs.
by wasykev September 17, 2013
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heistet

Playing Bloons Tower Defense 6 co-op with your buddies
- Hey man, lets play heistet together
- Yeah, send code
by okbuddyCJ January 8, 2021
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sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
by butlerj June 15, 2016
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Alaskan Heater

When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.
I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.
by Chrayoss August 11, 2019
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