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Hermione Jean Granger

The full name lol. such a sad middle name JEAN. She's basiclly harry potter's sidekick. She's a KNOW-IT-ALL but she's amazing.
rANDOM HUMAN: My favourite character in Harry Potter is Hermione Granger.
mE: Dumbo it's Hermione JEAN Granger.
by ~hem hem~ December 24, 2021
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Hermione's Purse

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances
Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter
by IndianaGandhi June 16, 2022
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pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.
Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
by Arbag May 28, 2011
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dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night
i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.
by cocou April 20, 2020
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Inner Hermione

The part inside oneself that knows, and will answer, all the questions the teacher asks during any given class.
Particularly bad when present in a science/mathematics lesson.

Taken from the character Hermione Granger an annoying know-it-all from the Harry Potter series of books & films.
Girl 1: Man, I felt like such a total bitch in chemistry today.
Girl 2: Why's that?
Girl 1: I couldn't keep my Inner Hermione under control, and spent the whole feakin' class with my hand in the air.
by Lunettarose December 19, 2008
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to hermione

when someone is carrying their books close to their chest with both arms wrapped around in a Hermione Granger styled fashion.
Dude why are you carrying your books like that!? you're totally hermioning

Yesterday i had so much to carry, i had to hermione
by anonymous-loser October 20, 2011
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Harry-Hermione

A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.
"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione ."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."
by Lamby July 24, 2008
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