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How was that not a headshot

When you playing some siege and miss a person's head by a mile but still call some bs.
Dude! How was that not a headshot?!?! I hit her right in the head!
by Mr Aw March 17, 2019
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heads down thumbs up

An extremely fun and short-lived game we used to play in primary school.
RULES:
1. 2-4 kids are picked from a crowd of, say, schoolkids, in a classroom, who then goto the front of the room.
2. The rest of the kids in the room place their heads on the table so they can't see, but put their thumbs pointing upwards.
3. The kids at the front then proceed around the room and pick out one individual of the people with their thumbs up, and brush their thumbs. (One person not playing the game, usually the teacher, moniters the progress of the walkers and should take a mental note of who was picked.) The person whos thumbs have been brushed pull their thumbs itno their fists so they cant be chosen again. When the walkers have each done this to one person each, they return to the front of the room.
4. The kids sit back up and the ones who had their thumbs brushed stand up (if the number of people standing up exceeds the number of walkers then the game must be restarted, coz somebody's not playing fair) and then have one guess each at who did the thumb brushing. if they guess corectly they become a walker and the walker sits back down, and the whole game starts up again. Pretty cool huh?

TIP ON HOW TO WIN:
1. make a tiny hole out the sit of your arm to try and see through
2. try to set yourself up in a position in which you can see the floor and therefore the shoes of the person who brushes your thumb. compare shoes when guessing.
3. try to make a note of the gentleness or verocity in which your thumb was brushed. If it was a gentle brush and there are two people to choose from, the guy that steals your lunch money and a girl who wouldnt touch a brick for fear of hurting it, then a good guess would assume the girl was, perhaps, the one that brushed you. Be aware that even 7 year old baby bullies can be very sneaky.
4. when your thumb is brushed quickly whip up your head for a look and back down again, and hope no-one sees.
teacher: ok children, theres 3 minutes left of school before the bell. Lets have a quick game of heads down thumbs up!!
children: (cheering, like at a footy match when the home team is up 56 points 20 minutes from the end of the game)
by AndyD July 26, 2006
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headwash

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.
I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.
by toast455 July 1, 2005
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heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017
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Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown
“That made my pp tingle XD”

Pee pee poo poo headass
by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019
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Headamonopolopolis

1) A religion meaning you don't give or receive head.
2) A defense for when ugly people ask if they can eat you out/suck you and if you will eat you out/suck you.
I'm sorry I can't give you head/eat you out because I am a faithful member of headamonopolopolis.
by Riley sexyyyy December 24, 2007
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Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.
Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”
by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019
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