A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
by StonyPegasus359 January 14, 2012
by K.Booty January 07, 2020
by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 02, 2012
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 06, 2020
When a woman or male squeezes yogurt into there anal cavity or vagina, and then has their partner eat it out.
by Slothgod2000 March 16, 2020
When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 20, 2022
When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017