Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.

'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '

by Squibbsy January 24, 2021

sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.

This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!

by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth

The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer

by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.

Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.

by Dm 138 January 11, 2023

South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.

Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!

by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021