Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.

Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!

by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021

Gumser

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Gumbercules

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

pro gammer

someone who is rly gud at gamming.

WOW Chames, ur such a pro gammer!

by Chamesprogammer December 16, 2021

guemmerd

To be intentionally forgotten; rejected.

That girl won't return my calls anymore. She must have guemmerd me.

by donkadoo balls May 14, 2010