gumby nipple

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.

Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!

by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Gumby-girl

Gumby girls usually practice one or more of the four yogas, are kind, less concerned with the superficial, and make great partners. More concerned with overall actions and traits of ongoing goodness, they measure intrinsic value in goodness and integrity rather than monetary value.

Well-rounded bachelor finishes his yoga routine with a feeling of complete happiness - with exception of the Cardi-B worshiping women who he seems to be surrounded by and wonders aloud “where is my gumby-girl?”

The gumby-girl is many men’s definition of perfection. Kind, more selfless, loyal, dependable, and a good business partner. She keeps balance of her mind, body, spirit, professional life, portfolio, and academic ventures… She is a goddess who doesn’t need him, yet wants him. A union with her leaves you both better off!

by Tegritus March 1, 2022

Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.

"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"

by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.

ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.

by pockets1213 October 20, 2006

Gumby Gold

Fake gold, often worn by unknown rappers or other minorities of low means.

Yo, I gots some crazy, silly, GUMBY GOLD

by Eric October 8, 2003

Gumby'd

When someone is really drunk and they find the most awkward positions comfortable.

Yo Scott! You are so Gumby'd right now!

by captainknots72 March 30, 2011