Gription

Traction of any kind pertaining to shoes, vehicular tires, and the occasional genetalia excercise.

After her plastic surgery, her gription was really on point!

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Gumptious

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.

"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"

by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023

gription

to have good grip or good footing

bob:man you have good grip
phil:ya i know i love gription

soccer clites ave good gription

by jane goodman July 5, 2007

reverse grumpkin

when a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit gives oral sex to someone standing in front of them

yeah i got a grumpkin then gave her a reverse grumpkin

by Bradford, PA March 18, 2011

Gangling Gumption

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

by nicholas October 15, 2003

reverse grumpkin

Same as a a grumpkin...A girl is taking the shit while the guy eats the girl out!

man! that was a good reverse grumpkin!

by Joe Davis September 11, 2003

moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009