groomer

either a dog groomer or the worst kind of human beings

1. the nearest dog groomer is around 13 meters from my house

2. kill yourself groomer

by DisguisedDevil December 7, 2022

Groover

To be or want to be grooving...Groovers + heroin ,vicodin, oxi ,perc, diladid anything opioid.

What's up, what you doing . I have some groovers wanna come over.

by Blamket September 17, 2021

Groomerphilia

The desire by teachers and the media to discuss sex with pre-pubescent children.

With such venom, hate and Don't-Say-Gay legislation being thrown at teachers today for simply doing the job that suburban parents refuse to do, the table is being set for Groomerphilia to be the next big Civil Rights battle in the United States

by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

grooper

When someone says some dumb shit that actually sounds like really fun to watch or do

Person 1: Yo i think Brandons gonna do a backflip
Person 2: Isn’t he drunk asf tho
Person 1: Yea it sounds pretty grooper tho

by neonlightsboy June 30, 2023

Behind the Back Gooser

When a female is in doggy and reaches between her legs to grab the male's balls.

Bro I got a chick from tinder to give me a Behind the Back Gooser last night!

by CleoDookieSlide November 8, 2021

gooser

A classic insult, used as a form of banter.

Aidan is as looser as a gooser.

by BilboHaggis January 6, 2017

Groomer

Anyone you politically disagree with.

Right Winger: You taught a class that transgender people exist? They're automatically going to become transgendered! You groomer!

Left Winger: You dated a 17 year old when you were 19? The power dynamic is inherently rape! You groomer!

by Independencia June 21, 2023