goonitive

A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.

People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.

Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)

Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.

by Goondued November 4, 2011

Gronth

To be in an awkward or embarrassed position

"Wow he just peed himself he must feel really gronth right now"

by ily_Narnia November 12, 2009

Granite Run Mall

A large mall, located in Media, PA, part of the group of "Simon Malls."

"Hey Andrew, now that class in canceled, I'mmmmm going to the GRANITE RUN MALL. HMMMM!"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring October 8, 2009

granite

Either

1) Incorrect usage in the phrase, "take for GRANTED",

or

2) Attributing dullness or stupidity to the object of said phrase.

My girl always takes me for granite.

by Blvtarsky November 20, 2010

granite falls

city in the Seattle metro area.

Crystal Method capitol of the Pacific Northwest

"hey anyone know where Tommy gets his meth?"

"yeah man, Granite Falls"

by A_n_o_n_Y_MO-US December 17, 2007

gromit

The black rubber ring on a bong, so you can put the tube in

"it wont shoot, the gromit's broke"

by pixiemastif October 14, 2009

Granite City

A low income, white trash town located in Illinois, just outside of Saint Louis, Missouri. Frequently referred to as "Granite Shitty" because all of its residents are dumbass hoosiers. It is known for hosting carnies, as the birthplace of "Redneck Woman," Gretchen Wilson, and for having the highest rate of mullets per capita in Madison County.

My cleaning lady is from Granite City, too!

by Dam You July 20, 2008