greist

it's like "wrong" in romanian, but for stupid people who can't write.

Person 1: wow i think love is really cool
Person 2: GREIST

by adorabilefectiv February 17, 2022

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

gristle effect

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

by griss February 14, 2006

Grostrum

An infuriating itch in one's bifkin. The sort which sends your bollocks red from repeated scratching.

"And, to top it all, I've got a killer Grostrum!"

by KHD April 27, 2004

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

gristy

A big fat bear, formerly found in the UK but now in the rainforests of australia. is known to have its first sexual experience at the age of 19 and tell all the bears back in england about it. the female bear was very smelly. also known as a Chris Grist

Gristy is going down on the smelly bear

by Dude January 7, 2004