Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

groin gravy

The clear sauce you put on a pussy au jus open-faced sandwich.

Growling at all the herbivores, he rose from the feast, not bothering to wipe the groin gravy from his mouth.

by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 12, 2005

groin strain

when ones groin becomes painfull after an over the top session of oral sex (without brushing ones teeth). this can cause the penis to become infected and fall off.

"hey that guys groin strain has made his cock start to rot off, lets crucify him in the street and thow used condoms at him". "yeah totally"!

by muriel May 18, 2007

Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 9, 2016

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017