Gritty

A state of extreme drunkenness

Person 1: "I heard you had a heavy night last night..."

Person 2: "Yeah I had like a whole bottle of vodka. Shit got gritty..."

by CookieM0nster September 16, 2013

grifter

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton has been a grifter all her life.

by Michael894 August 22, 2016

The Griffy

1. A man with an object (which can be anything)
2. anything you want

Dude he smoked the griffy.

by kencoolneo June 1, 2004

Klitter gritty

a queer dirtypop throwdown dance party

“I’m getting it on the floor tonight for Klitter Gritty at the Platinum Pony.”

by trottingfox March 4, 2015

Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.

My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005

grifter

1 (classical definition): noun, someone who gets money dishonestly by tricking people

2 (modern internet definition): noun, someone you don't like but somehow has money despite that fact

Pictured below: a mother talking to someone who does not like her daughter

A sure sign that someone is a grifter is if they have a patreon despite the fact that they have opinions you disagree with.

by GamersHolyArmy June 24, 2021

Sandy Gritty

A code phrase high school girls from beach towns use when they get a finger bang at the beach. Typically, the girl and her male partner are at a beach party and walk down to a secluded area where the two enter into a heated grope session. This eventually ends in the male partner inserting his fingers into the girls vagina (with sand) causing arousing whispers and a lasting impression she will remember tomorrow.

Hey Karen, did the two of you get all the way to the Sandy Gritty last night.

by JSWET February 4, 2009