fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

Union city 8th graders

Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!

Man, Union City 8th graders are something special aren’t they? (Said no one ever)

by pimpinsince’69 December 5, 2019

Gravesly

The male equivalent to a female queef coming out of your penis.

Man I hope I don't gravesly while having sex tonight.

by Lambchops25 March 15, 2011

Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Gavers

A UK slang term for police

"Quick hide, the gavers are here"

by Sophie x July 19, 2018

Mr. Graves'd

To be deafeted humiliatingly.

Maree "did you se what happened to David."

Paula "yeah he got Mr. Graves'd"

by Cinder Block April 8, 2009

Guppy Graves

Guppy Graves, a semi-popular youtube star.
He is more popular with the emo/scene crowd, so hes like a emo star...
He is also a user of women, be carefull, if u have sex with him, dont expect for a dinner date.

#1=WTF!?!?we had sex, an now he wont take me to dinner?

#2=he pulled a guppy graves on you, dont be like lillian.

#3=GUPPY GRAVES IS AN ASSHOLE, HE BROKE MY HEART

by Lillian Anderson January 10, 2009