invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

my purple grapefruit daddy

aka my daddy thanos

''Guys, this is my purple grapefruit daddy, THANOS!''

by btechbhadbabie April 29, 2019

angels grapefruit

A sex technique. The woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man's penis to fit. She then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a vagina.

Dana: Yeah I did angels grapefruit on Paul last night.
Carol: Oh wow. Did he enjoy it?
Dana: Hell yeah. Now he knows he could have been fucking a grapefruit his whole life.

by I-am-POTATO1 January 24, 2015

spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005

Romulan Grapefruit

Having sex while watching Star Trek and you Vulcan Neck Pinch the other person's boob.

I gave her the good ol Romulan Grapefruit last night and both their tits went to sleep.

by Bagofhotdogwater May 5, 2019

Thirty Dollar Grapefruit

An egregious overcharging perpetrated on a captive audience

The high price of life-critical drugs in developing countries is a thirty dollar grapefruit of the highest order.

by Mr. Grapefruit March 2, 2009