kelsey grammer

codeword for cocaine, powder, when you don't want to say "cocaine" out loud

Hey, can I get that Kelsey Grammer?

by Leah M February 12, 2008

grammel toe

A family member of the camel toe. Grammel toe is in fact the camel toes' grandmother which involves spandex. When your grandma is sporting spandex two sizes too small, you have a case of the grammel toe.

Grandma reliving her youth in spandex and sporting her new grammel toe.

by lilprincess2112 September 26, 2006

grammer nazis

Those people whose greatest thrill in life is pointing out that the correct spelling is, in fact, grammar nazis.

I prefer the term Grammar Mongol, myself. Nazi is a little cliché these days.

by Lady Chevalier August 24, 2005

graepel

A sex machine that also happens to be a stud muffin, according to numerous women...fat ones

Dude1: Jessi,i saw a graepel last night porking your sister
Jessi: You callin my sister fat esse?

by Joeb1 April 30, 2007

Grammer

Grammer, an unconventional and incorrect way of spelling grammar, often used by those who are of SNCO rank in the ADF

"Other than the poor grammer, not sure the last paragraph satisfies the OC intent" - Anonymous (but not really)

"Grammer by the pussy" - Donald J. Trump (circa. 2005)

by Jaded 3rd Year August 29, 2017

Grammersphemy

When a person commits a grammar sin. Perhaps using a form of a word that is not grammatically correct, misspelling a word or the misplacement of punctuation.

Person one: Hey, how've you been?
Person two: How've ain't a word.
Person three: Both of those statements are grammarasphemous.
Person four: Yeah you guys have comiited Grammersphemy.

by BrianisTuft May 8, 2009

Gramecdote

An anecdotal story related to one by a grandparent, intended to impart wisdom to the younger generation.

Grandchild: "Grandma, what was it like growing up in the Great Depression?"

Grandmother: "I'll give you a piece of advice. If you're ever hungry and you don't have any money, you know what you do? Go into a restaurant, and ask for a cup of hot water and some ketchup. These things are free, right? Then, put the ketchup in the water and make yourself some tomato soup!"

Grandchild: "Thanks for the gramecdote!"

by Skuldseidhr March 5, 2012