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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016
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E-Governor

a governor who uses electronic messaging frequently which was derived from Governor Jeb Bush’s usage of electronic messaging.
The E-Governor had a meeting with his staff via email.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
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governor-general

It's when during a sexual occasion involving multiple people one person (male usually) is dominant among others and tells them what to do (how to fuck)
-Mister Governor-general, what are your orders?
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!
by Jenson Marin September 13, 2017
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'ello governor

Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger

Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
by Nyan_ June 29, 2017
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Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.
"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016
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Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill
by Male Name February 17, 2023
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