Goulding

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.

Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?

by Klitch182 February 9, 2019

Venetian Gondola

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010

Goudie

n., adj.
(1) Anything thats anywhere between a little bit weird and totally outrageous, but is so great it causes spontaneous orgasms
(2) a gratifuck; an uncontrollable desire to sexually gratify someone as a method of thanks

(1)
guy: it was so goudie i totally ejaculated in my pants
girl: i know, i'm so wet from all the goudie

(2)
bro1: christmas dinner was so great i wanted to goudie aunt bessie
bro2: sick but true

girl: You're such a good friend!
guy: its the least i could do...
girl: i'm gonna goudie your brains out!
guy: cool, take your shirt off.

by gabriellagoudie625 January 8, 2009

Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.

'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'

by Marmion May 21, 2006

gouda

mean cheese,skrilla, scratch, paper, yayber

E 40 ' s song Gouda featuring b - legit on the My Ghetto Report Card cd go by it

by The politician April 19, 2006

gounder

to fail

Dude 1: Hey man, watch this.

-Dude 1 skateboards into a pole-

Dude 2: bro, you goundered.

by McSnooty October 17, 2009

gouddle

v. to cuddle

background: combination of goulie and cuddle

"I want to gouddle with that hot bitch."

by Nicole Alves December 13, 2004