n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
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A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.
During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.
by dsoffer July 24, 2014
Get the Toasty Gooch mug.A known enemy to quandale dingle. He walks deviously ASF and like to spread niggas ass cheeks on wednsdays. This nigga is a one of a kind popeyes employe, if you see him and quandale dingle toegether run. He is also a relative of juandale pringle. Juandale pringle is known for screaming "Nigger" On the streets of brooklyn and O-Block.
by guiltymf April 24, 2022
Get the Quindarious Gooch mug.A phrase used by the late great Dimebag Darrell. It refers to doing what you gotta go to have a good time. Getcha' Pull!
Person 1: *holds up a bottle of Jack Daniels*
Person 2: "Oh man, you'll getcha' pull off that for sure"
Person 2: "Oh man, you'll getcha' pull off that for sure"
by JonnySideburns October 27, 2005
Get the Getcha' Pull mug.When a guy goes in to finger a girl and he misses her vagina and gets caught in her gooch and takes the gooch train right up to her ass and accidentally starts fingering her butthole.
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