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Gorked

Used in a hospital settings, doctor to doctor. A more insensitive way of describing a patient who is definitively brain dead or more than likely brain dead.
Doctor 1: What is the status of the patient that came in with the brain bleed from the traumatic brain injury?

Doctor 2: After more testing and looking at the scans, it looks like the patient is gorked. Waiting on the family to talk about organ donation.
by StarWordCorrector November 15, 2022
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Gorking

Gorking is a term for masturbating while you have an object inside your anus.
Jessica: Philip, what were you doing yesterday? My parents were expecting to meet you...
Philip: Sorry, I was stuck gorking the whole day. It's this thing when you jerk off while you have something in your ass.
by Gooner24 June 3, 2024
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GORK

A cross between a GOOF and a DORK.
You're such a Gork. You are acting like a Gork!
by PKMK Matisn: To All Gorks! April 18, 2010
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Gork

Misspelling of the work “gronk”. Usually an insult but sometimes used as a compliment by avid Gore Gorzen followers known as “troggs”
by Xpusi_slrX June 18, 2021
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Gork

fucking gork
by Lawis February 8, 2022
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Gork

to gape someones asshole very violently.
hoodrat1: yo yo my slime i just got back from gorking some poor yute.

Hoodrat2: that is straight fire.
by Aswin Jeevakumar July 20, 2024
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Gork

To drink in a surreptitious manner, esp. when referring to drinking on the job or a PTO meeting.
Colleague: “How do you deal with going to your kids’ sports events at the end of a forty hour week?”
Me: “To be quite frank, I just pre-game by straight gorkin’ it from lunch onward.”
by ScottyDog420 July 30, 2025
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