gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Gongingashite

Slang which stems from the German "verdammte sheiße" (damned shit). It has a similar meaning to "damn it".

Gongingashite, I forgot my wallet on the bus.

by itsmenotjames February 21, 2024

GoonGang

When your friend group (a gang) typically uses the practices of gooning to represent a state or status of being a gooner.

Dude: Man im in O-Block what do i do?!
Friend: Dude we in GoonGang- no ops will pull up

Dude: Youre so right!!! *goons everywhere*

by GoonSmurf February 21, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Gooning

Having fun

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!

by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024

Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.

Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.

by dennis teni March 28, 2024

Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.

"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"

by childishcorbino April 2, 2024