Goochinator

Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.

Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!

by MasterSpecialTits December 17, 2010

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011

gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010

gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009