Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011

goggert

goggert is the scientific name for popular branded yogurt tube; Gogurt. However for goggert, goggert can mean off-brand yogurt tubes or Gogurt. This term is most used in a joking fashion because most will laugh at the word itself and not in the context it is used in.

Person 1: I ran out of goggert
Person 2: Well go buy some more.
Person 1: Ok

by coldgoggert November 14, 2018

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Goober/Goobery

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.

Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah

by tedswerth April 28, 2021

Gooberville

1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"

a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still compromising America's national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters don't even care"

by Ann Tetum August 13, 2023

Ooober Goober

Some one who is incredibally annoying or very stupid

Zach Joran is such an Ooober Goober!

by Toomey March 4, 2004