You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020

the hard goodbye 

a gruesome, slow unnatural death (ie, not from a long illness or something like that); a difficult death, usually involving (prolonged) torture.

I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. Well I'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye. When I found out who did it it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty -- my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him. I love you Goldie. -- Marv (Sin City)

the hard goodbye by merc m misfire September 28, 2005

Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.

Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"

Minnesotan Goodbye by princess lila July 4, 2016

Armenian goodbye 

An "Armenian goodbye" is when a group of Armenian friends or family are saying goodbye to each other, but it takes a very long time. These friends or family might even go around and say goodbye to the same person twice or three times before actually leaving. This process can take such a long time because everyone keeps having more conversations as they are saying their goodbye's.

In a situation where friends or family are taking a long time to say goodbye, you might say, "This is such an Armenian goodbye."

Armenian goodbye by Hyegirl July 29, 2009

Chilean Goodbye 

Announcing you're doing an Irish Goodbye as you're leaving a party

Alright, guys. I'm doing an Irish Goodbye.

*Exits the party (Chilean Goodbye)*

Chilean Goodbye by Chilean Goodbye July 24, 2021

pittsburgh goodbye 

When you say goodbye by punching someone in the arm and shaking their hand.

He tried to kiss me but I panicked and gave him a Pittsburgh Goodbye

pittsburgh goodbye by Birchtreeleaf September 24, 2017

Italian Goodbye 

The act of leaving a social event with a prolonged goodbye, similar to Italian families, due to hugging each individual and spawning new topics of discussion in an endless cycle i.e. "Wait, before you leave let me show you what I've done to the lawn!", which leads to a discussion about how nobody ever helps you at Lowe's, which leads to something politically driven, which leads to Brad Pitt, which leads to a funny anecdote about how you all got really drunk last Cinco de Mayo, which leads to having another shot, which leads to watching a funny YouTube video you just thought of, which leads to how strange people are, which leads to "oh shit I have work tomorrow I really need to leave", which leads to another round of goodbye hugs, which leads to one more meatball for the road, which leads to "take some home with you", which leads to acid reflux, which leads to drug commercials...Etc.

Hunny I swear I was planning on leaving the party at 11, but once I finally said goodbye to everyone Steve brought up STAR WARS and I got stuck in an Italian Goodbye for the last 3 hours.

Italian Goodbye by Pfsacco December 19, 2016