by Scary Bennett February 15, 2017
Get the Grimy Gobblermug. When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.
Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!
Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!
Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!
by Edith The Local Kid Fapper July 10, 2020
Get the Cocaine Gobblermug. by socco ball July 13, 2009
Get the plum gobblermug. by Jack Goff September 9, 2006
Get the wad gobblermug. The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
Get the The Cock Gobblermug. by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010
Get the gobbler sackmug. One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
Get the Gouche Gobblermug.