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neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.
Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!
by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005
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Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin
I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.
by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008
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goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.
Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.
by boxnoq September 12, 2006
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gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.
Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.
by Ethan D. March 30, 2007
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Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)
Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.
by PillyPeng July 20, 2006
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Goated

by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019
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goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009
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