hide and go fuck

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 14, 2015

Go fuck yourself

An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.

EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"

EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"

EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."

by thatfunkymotherfunker November 01, 2010

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

by Gingerballin December 14, 2022

go fuck urself

Nodoby fucking likes you.

Person 1: Ur ugly
Person 2: go fuck urself

by Go_Fuck_Your_Self February 03, 2017

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 03, 2021

Go Fuck Yourselfness

Big, bad, fucked up and uncomfortable situation; usually more trouble than it is worth.

"When I'm not at school, working on school stuff, or at work, Ill be with Melanie. If she isn't working.
Causes a cosmic array of go fuck yourselfness."

by Makeawishingwell August 23, 2010