grooming the growler

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

grooping

Group pooping.

So after eating Mexican, we all hit the bathroom for a big stinky grooping session.

by Mama life lesson August 28, 2015

grooming

Tony Lopez’ favorite thing to di

-Omg did you know what Tony Lopez did?
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep

by mangoavocado February 1, 2021

Gooping

When you just crazy as shit

Bro this dude is gooping

by Yanmma June 5, 2019

Buzz Groomington

A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.

Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.

Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.

Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!

by Big Dog S August 24, 2010

Glamping

Glamour + Camping
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!

Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.

by Virilitas May 10, 2018

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007