Glange

A shortened name for Glandular fever, aka kissing disease

Guy #1: Oh shit, I think I've caught glange from that bird I got off with last week
Guy #2: Shit man

by jonnynoctu May 7, 2016

Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.

Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008

poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 17, 2009

Memery Gland

Area that stores all knowledge of memes.

The Memery Gland is stored in the brain.

by Accelerate Nate November 27, 2018

Gamer Gland

A gamer gland is a fictional gland located in the human brain that houses all of that person's accumulated video gaming knowledge.

Kevin: Dude I have to get my Gamer Gland Removed
Kieth: F

by RdxvUniverse June 22, 2019

corona of the glans

The rounded lip or edge that projects at the base of the glans on a penis. The most sensitive spot on a guy, especially on the underside as the two sides of the corona meet at the frenulum.

Guy 1 - Dude, I discovered the best masturbation technique by rubbing the corona of the glans
Guy 2 - What is that?
Guy 1 - The edge of your bellend
Guy 2 - Bro I've know this one for years

by r4ndomuser March 18, 2023

memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009