An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
Get the White Eyed Geyser mug.The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
Get the geyser under pressure mug.With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser
by purple head August 10, 2015
Get the bone geyser mug.When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016
Get the Rhino Geyser mug.When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
by Original Defining November 30, 2016
Get the Sideways Geyser mug.A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.
Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”
by clappage December 7, 2018
Get the Arctic Geyser mug.An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!
by cowdungminge August 3, 2017
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