Ellen Degeneres comic stand-up.
You use this to make a person shut up and go away.
"Hey, I got an A on this paper!"
"Really?...Get My Sandwhich!"
"Hey, I got an A on this paper!"
"Really?...Get My Sandwhich!"
by Ceci May 11, 2004
When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.
When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.
The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.
A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.
The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.
A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"
--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."
2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."
2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 17, 2011
When something infuriates you, it gets your red up. Originates from "so mad they were red in the face".
by RagnarTheDope July 21, 2016
by army brat January 04, 2014
A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.
One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh
by keepitloose September 18, 2012
by BDDD1975 March 31, 2018
Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.
by america's next top model August 09, 2007