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Gemini

One of the Zodiac signs:
A Gemini is all over the place. Their heads in the clouds but they can come down to the real world to help a friend. They tend to be hilarious and ready to fight at any given moment. Usually they come off as innocent, but they can fight with the skills of a trained warrior.
Be careful with Geminis. You're lucky if you're in their life for long. Don't piss a Gemini off, however, because they can rebound back with twice the amount of pain you offered them.
Scorpio: I don't know I've been having a dark time recently and I just need someone to talk to about it.
Gemini, drinking: bUdDy yOU cAmE to thE riGHT plAce.
by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020
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Gemini

If your a Gemini then your very lucky. Gemini's are smart, likes to talk a lot, and love communication. Gemini's planet that they rule is mercury the time period is May 21-June 21 and the symbol is the twins. Gemini's get irritated by lack of communication and they get annoyed very easily. When a Gemini is focused nothing can stand in there way it will be there two mines against your odd one. Some people call a Gemini a troublemaker but in reality they just speak true facts. Gemini's are freaking gorgeous and know how to fight if you start something with a Gemini then you'll wish you never been born!!! If you start a argument with a Gemini then they will find every way to be right and even though a Gemini is wrong sometimes there still right
Thot: You know that girl Jaeda

Kea'Asia: yea she's my friend why?
Thot: I don't like her and she's a Gemini and she likes to talk A LOT!!!!!

Kea'Asia: FACTS
by Jaeda.Best November 10, 2018
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german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...
German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

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German Dan

to "German Dan" someone is to strike, knee or kick another person in the testicles.
"he just German Danned someone!"
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german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
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German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female
Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit
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surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
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