garfunkel

Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.

Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel

by nigtig March 20, 2011

Garfunkeling

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.

The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...

by GMB2 November 30, 2010

garfunkel

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

by Kov August 1, 2007

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

grunkle

A man who has had relationships or relations with both your aunt AND your grandmother. Your uncle, AND your grandpa. Thus, grunkle.

"Uncle Rob is dating grandma now, he's your grunkle"
"I don't want to go to Christmas dinner, grunkle Rob creeps me out"

by leahmarie8390 April 29, 2009