The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
by nemanja August 30, 2007
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The behavior engaged in by family members attributing the genetric traits of an offspring to their own genetic pool.
"My aunt is so genocentric, she told me that my baby Sophie has the same face and hair as my mother did when she was a girl."
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Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
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Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
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