Gaytrix

A force that surrounds us all yet its existance is only known to a certain few

The gaytrix has you neo!!

Hurry, the gaygents are coming, we must unplug from the gaytrix!

by Borisimo September 28, 2003

Gayfrican

a gay african male. usually likes wearing flamboyant clothing, particularly shirts. A high percentage of gayfricans originate in central and western african countries such as nigeria or the congo.

'Semui looks very gay in that shirt, he must be a gayfrican'

by gribbler June 10, 2005

3lb Gastric Orgasm

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.

<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.

by Certamon May 5, 2009

gayriage

A simple word to obviously describe gay marriages. It is a compromise between two people of the same gender. Since marriage is to strong to use on same gender "matching" and people don't seem to accept that, just use gayriage or a better sounding word that means the same thing. The same principles apply like divorcing and raising a child.

-"Hey dude i heard you're getting married"
-"Nah im getting gayried tomorrow!"
-"Congrats!"
-"Do your parents know you're getting into a gayriage though?"
-"No and they will never know"

by RON2100 August 24, 2009

Gayrick

Lolol told you I would
Gayrick is another name for Garrick

Me: Hey, hey Gayrick!
Gayrick: stfu

by blueeeeeeeee10101001 June 22, 2019

gastric lavage

Gastric Lavage is a procedure done for poisoning. If a person has ingested something toxic, and It could be potentially lethal, than the patient may be given gastric lavage. For this procedure a tube is inserted down into the stomach either via nose or the mouth. After the tube is inserted air is pumped into the stomach ia syringe to make sure the tube is in the correct place. a stethoscope is placed over the stomach, and the Dr. or nurse observes weather the air is heard in the stomach or not. If it is, GREAT, if its not you are going to start questioning weather the tube is in the esophagus, or in the airways even. If its in the airways than the patient will not be able to speak. So, after propper tube placement has been varified than the tube is connected to an even longer tube that goes from the tube in the nose/mouth, to a bag containing water. This bag goes on an IV pole, and is allowed to drain through the tube and into the patient's stomach. At the end of the tube that comes out of the patient's nose/mouth there are two holes. One for the longer tube to go to the bag on the IV pole, and another hole on the same end to go to a bag that is sat on the floor.

The bag on the floor is where that stuff drains back out. Because if it doesn't drain out, than you are just putting water down the tube, and its just going into the patient's stomach. The poison is still in there. So then the tube is drained, and the contents of the drainage bag are then emptied into a hopper which is a giant toilet where the bag or basins can be dumped and washed out.

Another drainage bag is connected to the tube, and the procedure is repeated with bags of water connected, and drained in and out of the patinet's stomach until the contents of the patient's stomach appear clear. It depends on what the patient took, but sometims after this is finished activated charcoal is put down the NG tube. Its put into the tube via a syringe, and mixed with water because it needs some help getting it to go down or it may clump and clog up in the tube. This is where you hope the patient doesn't vomit. If they do, prepare to be covered in a black and VERY gooey mess. EEEK.

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fred: I am sick Dr. I took so many pills.

2. Dr: What did you take?

3. Patient: I took a whole bottle of clonidine.

4. Dr: HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone get a set up in here for gastric Lavage.

5. Patient: What on earth is that?

6. Dr.: Its where I stick a tube in your mouth, and I put water down that tube, and after that, I drain out, and do it again and again. After that i put charcoal down the tube, and let it stay there.

7. Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8. Other nurse: I have the tube ready. Open wide.

by ventilator98 April 5, 2009

gayring

an piercing on the left ear or eyebrow. in a lot of european countries, it means the guys with the piercing is gay. many gay guys have the piercing so other gay dudes will know.

guy 1: check out my new piercing it's hot
guy 2: you got it on the left ear? nigga that's a gayring
guy 1: huh?
guy 2: just don't be surprised if you got some gay dudes hitting on you bro.

by hiphophead293847 October 23, 2009