gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

gayden

A better way to call someone Jaden; gayden.

"hehe gayden" I said. "Not funny guys..." says Jaden.

by thesaltboy420 October 2, 2018

Marvin Gaye Weed

1. Weed that is so strong that once one hits it, he or she will ask others "What's going on?"

I smoked some Marvin Gaye Weed and then ate all the wheat-thins in my house.

Marvin Gaye Weed made me forget.... something

Fuck, I'm high.....

by Aimless Prophet October 23, 2008

gaped

To have your asshole or vagina gaped open by a giant cock or cock shaped device. To have it suspended open when something is pulled out, to gape or be gaping.

Bob took his huge girthing cock and gaped her ass. You could see through time!

by Anal Spray June 22, 2008

gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.

There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.

by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008

gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012